you are under direct orders to rock the f*** out. (that says flip)
rock out like a penguin that just escaped from the zoo
rock out like a freakin rock God.
rock out like a dead man.
like you have cancer.
like you just got 100% on Freebird for guitar hero.
rock out like a Brazilian
rock out like you successfully slept in on Christmas morning
like you just picked up a hot date in your 1969 Camaro.
like you just stuck it to the man.
rock out like you own a small country.
rock out like an orphan.
like your mom just went food shopping and the fridge will once again have food
rock out like your lunch depends on it.
rock out like your poptarts just flew out of your toaster.
like an Italian man who just discovered taco's
rock out like Russian who found more vodka
like there's no tomorrow
like there's no today
like there's no yesterday
rock out like you found out you already did your homework
rock out like you graduated when people said you couldn't
rock out like you just hit The jump and lived
like you own a giraffe
rock out like you just found out that your still seventeen and you don't have to go to jail.
rock out like the enchilada's just came out of the oven
rock on
"like an Italian man who just discovered taco's"
ReplyDeleteLove that one :) Nice.
Like there's no tomorrow, no today, no yesterday.
ReplyDeleteThose lines blew my mind. Life would be different if we didn't have these days.
Why would someone who has cancer rock out?
p.s. turn your comment verification OFF
design-settings-commends-word verification
Haha! I love the one, "Rock out like your poptarts just flew out of the toaster" and "Rock out like you found out you already did your homework." Good list :)
ReplyDeleteFunny how you still capitalized God even though you were talking about a rock god. i dunno if it matters or not.
ReplyDeletea person with cancer would rock out because there is a high chance they'll die anyways so the have to enjoy their last moments
ReplyDelete